r u srs

Are you serious?common text phrase often unneccesarily spelled out

frnd:yo...i lmost gt bggd by sum jakez 2dai
you: omg..r u srs

by sikazsht July 5, 2009

where r u

Why r u searching this up u should already know this w8 hol up why did i type this maybe i dont know where i am
Wu ta fucc

Me: WHERE R U

You: I DUNT FUCCING NO

by Moosun August 21, 2017

i r hungry

i r hungry is a way of saying i am hungry. it makes you cool. read the following conversation between jim and sarah to get a feel of it.

jim- i r hungry, make me a sammich woman before i beat you
sarah - im a tranny

by vfnkb February 4, 2007

Rupert R Norberry

Handcrafted ZONG from the wild outbacks of Australia. Norberry grew up in a kangaroo pouch after being throw out of a Jeep window, so that part of his life was a little crooked (hence he is a zong). The ingenious Aborigines celebrated his life by giving him his original ornamentation, which he still wears today.

Where is Rupert R Norberry today??? :/ ("confusion face")

by blahblahblah1800 July 4, 2010

Mark White(r)

The act of masturbating in the corner of someone's garage like an animal while there are other guys in the room.

Guy 1: hey did you hear?

Guy 2: Hear what?

Guy 1: Bill pulled a "Mark White(r)" in my garage the other night

Guy 2: dude that is sick!!

by check-mate August 31, 2010

Tight like R

A text version to represent the phrase "Tight like this" which is said while holding up your hand with your fingers crossed. Crossing your fingers is the letter 'R' in sign language so "this" is replaced with "R."

Me and my boy Nick are tight like r.

by pucapuca January 17, 2014

tash-r-us

Tash = mustache. r-us = store. Basically a store where you can find wife-ticklers.

My wife was hiding from me the bill from tash-r-us.

by UDguest November 12, 2014