Sour patch

To eat a bad substance or for and having to take a shit after

I mixed some sour patches and I was shitting my ass out for 2 days

by Nolackinn08 September 21, 2020

Bappy Patch

Fart enthusiast.

I had bad gas at the grocery store today. A man kept following me, taking deed whiffs. He must be a real Bappy Patch!

by Charlotte Footlove September 29, 2020

Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.

1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"

by The Big......0 December 9, 2020

Watermelon Patch

A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.

There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.

by KG6 February 21, 2021

Resting pitch face

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match

"Anthony Martial has such a resting pitch face!"

by Matt Windle poet March 7, 2021

Fuckin' Pitch

very stupid, very brainless

You Fuckin' Pitch what did I do to you?

by Sulaimen February 5, 2021

Baseball Pitcher

an asshole who cries when they give up a homerun on a pitch in the center of a strike zone on a 3-0 count and has to perform the dances of an entire musical before they throw the pitch

a Baseball Pitcher are the definition of a man child.

by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021