pie crust

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust all on my wank.

by GOD 042078 November 8, 2008

pie wanker

n. one who masturbates to pies, fucks pies, etc. also can be used as a general insult. see American Pie

Josh is such a pie wanker, he fucks pies all the time.

Dude, you are such a pie wanker! ew!

by NNYGIRL May 5, 2007

french pie

A womans vagina or woolybooga

I finally got me a piece of the pie... french pie.

by gabrishs February 18, 2008

pie slinger

another term used for a pizza delivery guy.

Guy #1: Hey have you seen Fred Roberts lately?

Guy #2: Yeah, he's a pie slinger for pizza hut.

by Sebastian Bonaparte May 12, 2008

ru-pie

A male who is extremely lame,lacking confidence, and is so overly nerdy.
*can also be used ru-rific!

I always ask my friend Mj why he hangs out with that guy ben who is sucha ru-pie.

by buck n bum March 17, 2009

Hot Pie

Is when you heat up your penis in front of a heater for an hour, then do anal with someone and cum inside their poop hole

Guy 1: Gave the Missus a Hot Pie last night, she loved it!
Guy 2: I wish mine would let me give her a Hot Pie

by Helloeverybody99 July 6, 2016

meat pie

the act of shitting between a females breats and smushing it onto your penis

I gave Samantha the messiest meat pie last night

by owlinasuit October 29, 2015