dead landopotimus

a fat lazy person who died either from marijuana or alcahol or from teh stenchy dirty room he lives in

matt died today, what a dead landopotimus

by hippy man for life February 23, 2005

dead soldier

When beer is left in an open can not entirely consumed.

"Hey man, pound the rest of this dead soldier."

by Matt Lynch March 10, 2006

Dead fish

(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.

"Wow, KMo just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"

by JP and Ariel May 04, 2006

Dead to me

A sarcastic comment that is used when teens pretend they don't like their friends.

Jenny : Jay your so dead to me!

by PrettyBoy is real December 03, 2016

dead fuck

Kim Kozy is a dead fuck

Everyone says Kim is a dead Fuck

by missa February 25, 2005

Dead Hooker

Golden Tee Arcade Game-because dudes at the bar group around the thing staring at it like it's a fucking dead hooker.

...boyfriend-less at the bar again...another man lost to the Dead Hooker...

by skyyris December 30, 2004

dead ass

When someone fails so hardcore he basically dies, AKA getting embarrassed to hell.

Person 1: Ima do a flip, hold my beer
Person 2: Gotchu
Person 1: *lands on head*
Person 2: dead ass

by Mr. Potatus November 03, 2016