Sammich Hands

invented by Mike Reed. A fat bitches large hands, built for sandwich consumption

That bitch got sammich hands

by Mykreed September 10, 2011

bus hands

Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.

Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!

Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.

Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.

by m-dawg2 December 7, 2011

cum-handing

To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.

"Ew, your roommate's creepy friend keeps cum-handing the freshman girls. Why did he bring him?"

by cumhandee March 19, 2004

talk to the hand

the person who says this to you is telling you not to talk/disturb her. Brilliant but rude

'Hey can I ask you something?' - 'Talk to the hand!'

by ira September 4, 2003

Bum Hand

Simply when your hand smells of bum. Due mainly to having too little toilet paper and being too vigorous on the wipe.

Man1: "Pleased to meet you kind sir".

Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes".

by Dr Quim medicine woman December 9, 2009

hand bag

An emasculated man; a man who lets his girlfriend or wife carry his balls around in her purse.

"Dave is such a hand bag, his girlfriend made him stop drinking."

by 16.5 December 9, 2008

Pimp Hand

Keepin your hos in line

your pimpin business

how yo pimp hand? strong baby stong

by pimpa November 24, 2003