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Milking noodles

To give and or receive a handjob from a hanging position;
To remove spaghetti sauce from a noodle by pinching the top with your fingers and sliding down to get the sauce off.
As she was milking noodles the sauce came out :)
by The real Jacob M October 10, 2021
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pac noodle

Like a pac mule, but used for roommates
Olivia is my pac noodle, dragging my trash to the trash room.
by lamp shade freezer April 21, 2021
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Boston noodle

When having anal sex. One must ejaculate into there partners anal hole and then slurp the semen out
Oh man i boston noodled my wofe last night tasted great!
by 2.3T noodler October 17, 2022
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shnoodle noodle

it is another word for cum or it can be also used as an insult
there was shnoodle noodle all over the bed sheets

you're such a shnoodle noodle
by thecranberry October 21, 2010
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noodle banged

“Henry!” “What Ron?” “I just noodle banged your mom and it hurt!”
by Gayfag September 26, 2017
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Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
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buttered noodles

the best fawking thing you'll ever eat, and it's easy to make
kyle: yo daddy you want some buttered noodles

daddy: fawk yeah I do
by asscheeks420 August 4, 2021
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