Mexican Meat Muncher 

The act of wrapping a soft taco or burrito wrap around your penis and filling it with taco meat and taco sauce or any burrito filling to the point of overflowing. After this, the girl will begin to eat the entire burrito or soft taco off of your dick, and at the end will swallow your generous man-juice at the end to wash it all down. Cheese optional. Extra points awarded if you or her wears a sombrero while performing.

Girl 1: "Hey Jessica, how was your date with Matt last night?"

Girl 2: "He made me give him the mexican meat muncher, so we skipped dinner before the date, and boy that filled me up."

Mexican Meat Muncher by Zakhaev October 4, 2010

Mexican Overdrive 

Putting a car into neutral going down a long hill because your top gear is not high enough to prevent over-revving or because your injectors do not shut off under deceleration

The racers in the Carrera Panamerica in Mexico discovered their cars would go faster rolling down the long mountain grades in Mexican Overdrive than in gear.

Mexican Overdrive by vactrac November 16, 2010

Mexican NASCAR 

Mexican NASCAR is when a group of people from a Hispanic background are racing their racing mowers. A racing mower is a lawn mower that has been upgraded so that is can go really fast.

Guy 1: Dude!!! What is that??

Guy 2: It looks like Mexican NASCAR

Guy 1: Oh yea! your right.

Mexican NASCAR by Thomas W. Hipchin III November 25, 2010

Mexican Crispito 

When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.

Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"

Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"

Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"

Mexican Crispito by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Mexican Alarm Clock 

An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.

This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.

"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"

"Fuck man, have a big one?"

"The biggest."

"How'd you act in the morning?"

"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."

"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"

Mexican Alarm Clock by Trogdog April 8, 2010

Mexican Halloween

The act of dipping your cock and balls in caramel and then having your girlfriend lick it off wearing a Lucha mask.

I asked my woman if she wanted to bob for apples last night. She one-upped me by adding caramel and a Lucha mask. Turns out it was a Mexican Halloween!

Mexican Halloween by rjwNU1 October 30, 2009

Mexican Puffergrass 

Mexican Marajiwana

Dude wanna hit up some Mexican Puffergrass???

Mexican Puffergrass by John Bourjeili October 11, 2008