melanie

a crazy lil rat but ahe still a good friend she would put random answers for homework and gete away with it

bye

person 1: me
person 2: NO ME
melanie: sup rats

by yikes.joanna November 6, 2019

Melandra

You're new gay best friend

Wow, Melandra is so fricking gay

by Hedgehogking February 5, 2020

melancholic

highly addicted to melons to the point of endangerment

girl 1: what’s wrong with her?!
girl 2: oh...she’s melancholic.
girl 3: yeah i heard she just started therapy.

by livvylivster March 21, 2020

Melanie

The human embodiment of an arse trumpet

splooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof.

Sounds like Melanie is nearby

by Bukawow May 2, 2020

Melancholy

Some would say It’s feeling sad for no apparent reason. I say It’s what muggles feel when dementors are around.

Rodrick and Randall felt a feeling of melancholy when Kermit walked in.

by Monkey Angelow May 7, 2020

Melania

An Eastern European mail-order bride sold to a wealthy American man in exchange for a green card. On the surface may seem attractive, but in reality she has a dark, irredeemable soul which makes her ugly. As part of the deal, she performs sexual favors for the man and ignores his darker pedophilic fantasies that he acts out with underage girls provided to him by his pal Epstein.

Look at that snooty group of Melanias having Mimosas at brunch.

by Darkside Dad July 9, 2020

melanicous

Containing generous amounts of Melanin, an attractive person of color.

Beyoncé is melanicous!!

by Mr. Juanderful July 22, 2020