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megan piercy 

Stupid slut with no friends, only schoolwork and dick
I ran into Megan Piercy at the Library she sucked me off and helped me with my chemistry homework.
megan piercy by BigBlackCock69 November 13, 2013

megan hoxie 

Celebrity: "Wow, I am so famous."

Person: "Are you Megan Hoxie?"

Celebrity: "No."

Person: "Then you're not famous."
megan hoxie by Felicia Miranda November 19, 2013

Megan Thorley

A scottish female, usually in her twenties. Believes she is a black girl inside a white girls body, dependent on vodka and often emotional.
Will usually be found at McDonalds or twerking to urban music.
You're being such a Megan Thorley today...
Get out of bed it's christmas, such a Megan Thorley!
Megan Thorley by Louie_D December 25, 2013

Mechanically Sober 

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)
My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

mechanical marshmallow 

The feeling you get when you do laughing gas and listen to techno and totally feel like a mechanical marshmallow.
"i TOTALLY feel like a mechanical marshmallow right now. YEEAAAH!!!"

mechanigram 

a message sent from one mechanic to another and then delivered as a schematic diagram.
"Hey Jake, did you send Jeff at Hot Rods that mechanigram to say thanks for the over sized cams he sent us?"
mechanigram by mynoduesp5674 December 20, 2015