Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.

"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

Girls are always late

It means that a guy is referencing to a girl who is late for her period, therefore, pregnant.

Geez, I swear to god girls are always late.

by Mah bixh October 28, 2017

early but never to late

The girl you love so much but she leaves you because of a past relationship.

Man that girl is went early but never to late for her to leave my heart

by Iwishsheneverleft December 9, 2017

teabag o’ lantern

The act of placing forcefully dropping one’s testicles on a jack o’ lantern on the night of All Hallow’s Eve.

Bill teabag o’ lanterns my front porch pumpkins every Halloween.

by UFOMG333 January 2, 2018

jack-o-lantern teeth

Teeth so jacked up, they look like a Jack-o-lantern's teeth.

I was gonna holla at her, until I saw her Jack-o-lantern teeth.

by SwtDreams September 15, 2019

EARLY OR LATE

typically someone who annoys the shit out of everyone by asking them the same question over and over again

"early or late?"- he is asking you the lunch "whats the time?"-he is asking you the time "oh hi manraaaaaaaj, how are you?"- SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by YEETMASTER123456 October 8, 2019

Juan-y-Come-Lately

Noun, informal

The general consensus when it comes to Corona hard seltzer.

Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.

by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020