A "Jordan" is someone who will never beat a "Tyler". There is no foreseeable path to victory for a Jordan when a Tyler is present.
by Bucfan56 January 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you.
Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
by darkchallengerr November 21, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. The beauty of shoes that just look so good that everyone just buys. Also makes people extremely addicted and make something call sneakerheads!
Greg: Hey bro, check out these new Jordans i just got!
Sam: DAMN bro they on fire!
Greg: I KNOW RIGHT?
Sam: Ima go get some be right back
Greg: Okie Dokie make it quick
*10 years later*
Narrator: Sam becomes a sneakerhead and buys every single Jordan out there after Greg's one were sold out
Sam: DAMN bro they on fire!
Greg: I KNOW RIGHT?
Sam: Ima go get some be right back
Greg: Okie Dokie make it quick
*10 years later*
Narrator: Sam becomes a sneakerhead and buys every single Jordan out there after Greg's one were sold out
by alphexphyscho October 20, 2022
Get the Jordansmug. Normally loves anime and is very social and funny to friends but is depressed and can't deal with life.
by Jxrdz. May 12, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.
I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way
by Katetherockstar April 22, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. by Hi 4359 = Jordan July 5, 2022
Get the Jordan Hinojosamug.