The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.
John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.
Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
by JT slay November 10, 2022
by Kichael Jackstien August 19, 2015
When you're just not finding anything that is right for your mood, so you throw on something mediocre, and give it your best college try.
by JoRrsh June 10, 2023
"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"
by The_Dood May 14, 2012
When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
by ElzearYoung December 07, 2023
In the Nordic highlands, it was widely though to be rude when prince's of lords would pick their teeth with their fingers in a jerking motion, while speaking ill of their house.
This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's
This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's
by Laythem June 09, 2012
by Doritoman44 May 29, 2024