Filthnormous

Being dirtier than filthy. Incredibly dirty to the point of extreme desire to not be in the area. Also causing an extreme desire to clean to the extreme.

Filthnormous is dirtier than the floor of the produce section of the grocery store

by Dmitius10101 June 29, 2011

Filter hope

The mild self-delusion that your unanswered emails are actually going into the recipient's spam folder.

A: Didn't you already email her?

B: Yeah, but what if she didn't get it? I'd better call.

A: That's a filter hope, B.

by subsubsublibrarian October 8, 2011

Filthy Lummox

A sick and disgusting creature who is often overweight and stores dried pizza and hotdogs under his/her breasts. Filthy Lummoxs' live in small caves underground or in Section 8 homes in America. They live off disability and roam the garbage dumpsters for leftovers (that is, if they are capable of rolling there in the first place.) Everyone that has visited the home of a filthy lummox dissappears. The Lummoxs' caves smell of feces and rotten sewage.

"Wonder where Sally went to, maybe to go see that Filthy Lummox down the street." -Jimbo

"You must mean Rosie o' Donnells house!" laughed Terri

by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011

Failtype

A mistake made when writing a message on an electronic device.

"There's a snake in my room! That's not food!!"
"Good* hahahaha oops, failtype"

by mbutl78 September 21, 2012

Filthy Snowblower

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, then snorting it back out.

I gave that stripper a filthy snowblower the other night. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away after that.

by J-Unit138 November 5, 2012

fifty-fifty

Term used to describe a large amount of something. It is usually pronounced fiddy fiddy; and always used in reference to another's extreme problem, habit, overuse, etc.

Dave: Man, Max, you've got like fifty-fifty pimples on your back.
Max: Damn, really?

by HungryDave October 4, 2013

filthy indian

A sex act where the man pulls his penis out during anal sex and smears poop on the woman's face creating a war paint effect then proceeds to holler patting his mouth like an Indian.

Mike gave his nasty girlfriend Catherine a filthy Indian while they were having anal sex and she looked like she had war paint on.

by nasty but true December 12, 2013