festivereindeering

When you drink three bottles of Sunny D lick a cookie and leave it out for Santa then find a reindeer and lightly kiss and pet it’s wet nose while listening to “It was a good day”.

I’m going to go home and do some festivereindeering.

by ChaseA January 7, 2026

mullet festival

A festival or gathering of the humble mullet-sporting humans of this world.

Dave recently decided to get a mullet so he could attend the annual Toronto Mullet Festival

by Le Driver March 4, 2014

firefly festival

A summer music festival in Dover, Delaware. Filled with old sweaty men on acid, fratboys, and alcohol abuse.

Dude, let's chug some brewskis and mosh to indie at Firefly Festival

by okeydokeys June 30, 2015

all-festered-out

All-Festered-Out: All smoked out. Having smoked enough marijuana and don't want or need anymore. Can't get any higher.

No thanks. I'm all-festered-out!

by JopKatz December 7, 2015

Bacon festa

Is a bender who ain't no thug cuz he a hoe ass bitch

U r a dumb bacon festa u

by Bearbums January 30, 2017

joss feston

Not giving a shit

That man over there just doesn't joss feston.

by The president of the abcd July 18, 2017

plum festival

A gathering of people who like to gobble for plums amd appreciate plums. Also known as plum bobbing

Are you going to bob for plums at the plum festival Pete?

by Strawberry Pete February 13, 2018