Facebook Facelift

When a person undergoes an online makeover by deleting their most active social-networking account (usually FB) only to immediately create a new one with few, if any, improvements/changes. These may include: adopting a clever new pseudonym; cutting down their list of "friends," or acquiring new, better-looking, or "more-connected" friends; putting up newer profile pics which reflect their new look, new friends, or new relationship; or simply a new set of data such as new residence or relationship status

"I haven't heard from Derpette in a while, i wonder if she unfriended me..."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."

by avianeddy November 17, 2011

facebook research

using the social network to learn information about a prospective mate, coworker, etc. aka stalking

girl: I'm upset. I really like john, but while doing my daily facebook research, I saw some girl named dena wrote on his wall about how much fun she had last night.

by kandiisdandy August 13, 2009

Facebook Smile

A pouting, sneering facial expression used predominantly for social networking photographs that replaces the standard smile.

'Everytime she sees a camera she puts on her Facebook smile'.

by itsnotourfuture March 21, 2011

facebook skank

Someone with an incredible amount of friends, predominantly members of the opposite sex.

I just noticed Ashley has 2500 friends and 90% of them are guys, what a facebook skank!

by Vijay Love September 5, 2011

facebook scientist

A Facebook commenter with absolutely no degree in any natural science whatsoever, who feels they somehow know more than an actual scientist who has been researching a specific subject matter all of their life. Unlike real scientists, facts or logic don't seem to phase the facebook scientist. She or he would much rather believe that anything that real scientists have to say are just being payed for by "Big Pharma" or liberals who want to take over the world.

Despite no proven causal link whatsoever between vaccines and autism, Mary, a facebook scientist, feels confident enough that doctors who went to medical school and have been practicing and researching medicine for decades don't know what they're talking about, she's willing to risk people's lives around her by not vaccinating her son because she read a blog post online.

Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.

by kingbumii May 5, 2016

Facebook Proud

Somthing that is so cool/neat/epic/rare that when it happens, you have to pist a pic of it on facebook.

My honey cleaned up the apartment so well today! He made me Facebook Proud!

by JanieE408 May 3, 2014

Facebook Douchebaggery

The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.

Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"

Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."

by PMTran June 10, 2011