Evan

A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.

Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is

Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.

Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.

by S_istheloml March 30, 2024

Evandabeanz

somebody who has too much gay discord e-sex with random people online and is also a furry

evandabeanz is gay (nobody disagrees)

by gaming husky for life April 5, 2024

Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT known to man covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up?
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest gyat ever covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

Evan Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT covered in oil.

Timmy: Did you see "Evan Oiled Up"?
Ken: I'd love to see "Evan Oiled Up"!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

Evan Hamilton

Sexiest man alive
Very hot

That is an Evan Hamilton over there.
You see that Evan over there (I want him).

by original_hams April 14, 2024

Evan Bortmas

The literal definition of Christmas

What are you doing for Evan Bortmas this year?

by samisacrazyduck April 18, 2024