A nothing ass dude is a dude that has nothing to offer. Most likely cheats on all his gfs has kids he don't take care of and mooches off anyone and everyone. He can and will never do for himself or anyone else for that matter.
by Last of a dying breed November 6, 2017
Get the nothing ass dudemug. The way a person would be able to sneak into a room without you or anyone else noticing that they just entered.
A group of people are talking in a circle.
Person A walks behind everyone.
Person B -turns around sees the person just sitting there randomly-
Person B: Dude You're A NINJA!!
Person A walks behind everyone.
Person B -turns around sees the person just sitting there randomly-
Person B: Dude You're A NINJA!!
by Thequestioniswhoareyou February 26, 2011
Get the Dude You're a ninja!mug. One that is not from France he actually pretends to be, having a french accent. He acts like he wants to be friends with you immediately when really he wants to get inside your pants. He acts acceptable to your parents. He usually goes for the nice young girls and says he's in his 20's but really hes like 45.
Hey dad this french african dude wants to be friends with me I think he wants to get inside my pants.
by Miss Chica April 9, 2010
Get the french african dudemug. A Philism used to fill a lull in conversation or as a pathetic comeback to a derogatory quip. Most often used excessively in conjunction with “what are you doing?”
Phil: Mike what are you doing?
Mike: Checking out Craig’s list
Phil: Dude don’t lie
Dan: Phil was so drunk he took point with the FUF again.
Phil: Dude don’t lie she had a good personality.
Mike: Checking out Craig’s list
Phil: Dude don’t lie
Dan: Phil was so drunk he took point with the FUF again.
Phil: Dude don’t lie she had a good personality.
by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004
Get the Dude don't liemug. The dude you want to move out he just moved in and hes already pissing you off. I mean getting a tan when hes orange as fuck like Trump except it's not fake news while naked. Who the Fuck wants to see this. You're no Mia Khalifa.(well unless you actually are her but its unlikley) Total jackass. You're gossiping to your friends oh hes such an asshole!The dude wants to be your friend! Who is he kidding. He knows you're to swag for that. Keep watching memes by yourself in your room. You can survive this. I believe in you hoe. Stay swagga 8)
by Elmo for president March 24, 2019
Get the The dude next doormug. by Almer March 5, 2009
Get the Dude, I'm a donkey!mug. by avan7294 January 25, 2012
Get the Surfing Dude Nipplesmug.