1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.
Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”
by Worst of the best August 28, 2019
"I'm doing sod all today, on wind down for my week off."
Or
"Have you seen how little Dave is doing today?"
"Well he is on wind down, it's his last day tomorrow"
Or
"Have you seen how little Dave is doing today?"
"Well he is on wind down, it's his last day tomorrow"
by Bucksend March 11, 2016
by Memegeneral April 20, 2017
1) Dang that girl hobo down-ed today.
2) Guy 1: That guy hobo down-ed today.
Guy 2: Nah man, that guy is an actual hobo.
2) Guy 1: That guy hobo down-ed today.
Guy 2: Nah man, that guy is an actual hobo.
by YoGurlDnizzle March 25, 2016
by Big Fat Choppa September 18, 2019
similar to a show down, a shade down is when girls get in an argument but are to passive aggressive confront each other, resulting in the ultimate staring contest of contempt.
why do Suzy and Lily keep staring at each other like that?
Lily splashed some mud at Suzy, they are in a shade down.
Lily splashed some mud at Suzy, they are in a shade down.
by jakehatesrakes January 14, 2015
The word used by airport security agents to describe the unpleasant experience of having to body search extremely obese passengers.
by Wordielicious November 28, 2010