Ruler dick

A penis that measures at 30cm or more, the average size of a ruler.

1. She say that I got a ruler dick

2. Man I got a ruler dickz

by rymaxam October 26, 2017

wack dick

Bad dick game
Totally not strong

Nicole: I finally slept with Connor
Chloe: how was it?
Nicole: totally Wack dick he sucked in the sack

by Chloey Blowey April 17, 2017

Zoom Dick

(verb) -ing Showing your privates over a Zoom call
(noun) Someone who shows his privates over a Zoom call

Jeffrey Toobin is a Zoom Dick by Zoom Dicking.

by SocMnky October 19, 2020

Yummy as Dick

Yummy as dick. aka YAD

Sometimes the things in life are in fact yummy as dick, or so I've been told.

The pinot noir I had was yummy as dick.

by Delta Kiral December 23, 2011

dick rich

A person who receives a plentiful quantity of dick is often considered "dick rich".

Because of her fondness for "getting some", Jen is what is known as dick rich.

by mcgeester3 October 13, 2011

Dick up

A way of telling someone who has done something clumsy or stupid to get their head in the game.

John: Oh shit, I just dropped my phone and cracked the screen!
Alex: Dick up son!

by Alex1010 March 19, 2009

Dick Leg

The phrase used to describe a one-legged man wearing very short cutoff blue jeans, and his penis is hanging out the pantleg on the side where his leg is missing. These men appear as though they have a dick for a leg. And, some of these men also choose to wear an infant's shoe on the end of their cock for better traction.

Damn, I hate the VA hospital. There's just too man dick legs around here.

by EatMyJunk April 21, 2009