Sad cracker hours

The equivalent of sad nibba hours anytime between 2-5am when something triggers sadness in a male or female or whatever you are thingy person

Sad cracker hours kicked in:(

by Sad cracker hours August 12, 2019

Cracker Jack cop

a cop who is so shit at there job they abuse there power and use the laws against good citizens.

your a cracker jack cop fuck.

by wizwiz May 21, 2021

Insta-Graham Cracker

1. A white guy who uses Instagram constantly.

2. A graham cracker iced to look like the Instagram logo.

Girl: Do you see Ryan? He's so hot, but he's such an Insta-Graham Cracker!
Guy: More like Insta-Whore. He just does it to score with Jessica.

by MyUsernameIsAlreadyInUse November 25, 2014

Mississippi Cracker Slapper

Originated in Mississippi, the Mississippi cracker slapper was named after an old woman that beat her husband, which happened to be a cracker.

You should've seen that shit man, Froggy gave that nigga Chase a Mississippi Cracker Slapper.

by Oliver Clothesoph November 08, 2017

townhouse cracker ankles

A white ankle looking similar to a stack of Townhouse crackers.

For black chicks, it's there similar to a stack of rye chips.

Damn girl, you got some crazy ass Townhouse cracker ankles.

After seeing that black chick naked last night I really wanted some rye chips from looking at her ankles.

by Mt Dewsky October 18, 2007

Sniff'n peckers for crackers

The act where one individual sniffs a male's anatomy for the reward of a cracker.

John: I have a bad taste in my mouth, can I borrow your toothbrush?

Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?

by Tollhouse April 11, 2008

mid west cracker

A slang term for a white person born in the mid west

I am a mid west cracker

by Patty_Mac October 02, 2007