Mississippi Cracker Slapper

Originated in Mississippi, the Mississippi cracker slapper was named after an old woman that beat her husband, which happened to be a cracker.

You should've seen that shit man, Froggy gave that nigga Chase a Mississippi Cracker Slapper.

by Oliver Clothesoph November 7, 2017

Slightly burnt cracker

Hispanic version of burnt cracker

Slightly burnt cracker

by Illuminuttipuddy June 7, 2019

Insta-Graham Cracker

1. A white guy who uses Instagram constantly.

2. A graham cracker iced to look like the Instagram logo.

Girl: Do you see Ryan? He's so hot, but he's such an Insta-Graham Cracker!
Guy: More like Insta-Whore. He just does it to score with Jessica.

by MyUsernameIsAlreadyInUse November 25, 2014

Sad cracker hours

The equivalent of sad nibba hours anytime between 2-5am when something triggers sadness in a male or female or whatever you are thingy person

Sad cracker hours kicked in:(

by Sad cracker hours August 11, 2019

townhouse cracker ankles

A white ankle looking similar to a stack of Townhouse crackers.

For black chicks, it's there similar to a stack of rye chips.

Damn girl, you got some crazy ass Townhouse cracker ankles.

After seeing that black chick naked last night I really wanted some rye chips from looking at her ankles.

by Mt Dewsky November 3, 2007

mid west cracker

A slang term for a white person born in the mid west

I am a mid west cracker

by Patty_Mac October 17, 2007

Sniff'n peckers for crackers

The act where one individual sniffs a male's anatomy for the reward of a cracker.

John: I have a bad taste in my mouth, can I borrow your toothbrush?

Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?

by Tollhouse April 11, 2008