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Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.
Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
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Chinese consulate

A fun place where teens go to hang out and relax.
Example 1:
Teen A: What should we do this afternoon?
Teen B: Let’s go stand in a line at the Chinese Consulate.
Teen A: What an exciting and wonderful idea!

Example 2:

I hope the Chinese consulate approves my expensive visa application.

Example 3:
I typed this while standing in a line at the Chinese consulate.
by Nice_marmot December 6, 2023
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Chinese Snorlax

1. A Chinese version of the Pokémon Snorlax.

2. A typical obese Chinese person that can easily resemble a Snorlax.
1. Person A: I just caught a Chinese Snorlax.
Person B: What is a Chinese Snorlax?
Person A: It’s just Snorlax from the Chinese language version of the game Pokémon Leaf Green.

2. Student A: This obese Chinese guy kept talking about ordering food after class even though he has a homework assignment due three hours from now.
Student B: Wow!! Chinese Snorlax!
by Redfire52 December 17, 2023
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Chinese Snorlax

1. A Pokémon from the Chinese-language version of Pokémon Leaf Green version.

2. A Chinese person that’s obese.
1. Person A: I just caught a Chinese Snorlax.
Person B: How did you catch a Chinese Snorlax?
Person A: I play the Chinese version of Pokémon Leaf Green version for the Gameboy Advance.

2. Person A: There’s this Chinese person that eats a lot and he also kept complaining it’s too far for him to walk to class. He’s also very big. He’s obese. He has to go to the Big & Tall section in JCPenney to buy his clothes.

Person B: Wow! Chinese Snorlax.
by Redfire52 December 18, 2023
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Chinese

Ben mackeen
My ethnicity is chinese
by Bossdevpom January 1, 2023
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chinese mafia

a gang of people, example ben mackeen
oh lord its ben mackeen in the chinese mafia
by naked ghandi January 1, 2023
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Chinese mAh

A capacity that's usually equal to around 300mAh-650mAh, at least for 18650 batteries.
You can take the capacity that's stated and divide by 10 to usually get the real capacity. But if its above 650mAh its probably more towards 300mAh

This happens because places in asia take 18650 batteries out of ewaste and then send them to china where they get processed down to fake 18650 batteries.
Person 1: Do you think these 18650s would be good enough to vape with? They are 9900mAh which is the biggest ive seen!
Person 2: No, thats in chinese mAh. Its probably like 320mAh. Get some Samsung 30Q batteries from a reputable source.
Person 1: I found some samsung 30Q for cheap on aliexpress!

Person 2: Not from there there, dumbass
by worldsworstopsec January 1, 2023
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