Chunky Cheese

A fat or obese woman that kidnaps random men that she thinks attractive off the streets, brings him home, stuffs him into her closet, and fucks the man senseless until she gets tired of it. Then puts him in the recycle for the recycle to come pick him up.

Dude, I was almost the victim of a Chunky Cheese! Hot dayum...

by taper123 March 4, 2015

cheese wheel

Also known as Super Tuna Can, a gigantic penis, however, most of it's volume is derived from it's long diameter, not it's short length. Also known as Mega, Super, or Hyper Chode

Man, it's so hard to hide my cheese wheel, it just doesn't fit in any pants

by JeffZhang May 17, 2005

Cheese Its

Cheese Its are a rare, priceless substance found only in red rectangular containers labeled "Get Your Own Box". Leading anthropologists believe this to be some kind of a warning of a curse or rather, a message saying that it's the property of someone else.
They are very tasty.

Friend: Hey can I have some of those Cheese its?
Me: No get your own damn box!

by Harpo Hugho Hageman November 5, 2006

cheese butt

loose butt hole that has been tampered with

mcpheeters dirtnugs got cheese butt

by jeese- el cajon September 28, 2008

cheese bag

1. A bag which contains cheese
2. Or is it a bag MADE of cheese??
3. A derogatory term given to a familiar person making a stupid comment, or action.
4. An affectionate term for a silly friend!

I can't believe you've just said that, you're such a cheese bag!

by Pink Palace October 6, 2006

Donkey cheese

The creamy cheese found behind a Donkey's foreskin.

''Robin found some Donkey cheese and it made him cry''

by Steve_S April 2, 2009

head cheese

Processed meat which has a large percentage of offal, cartilage and other 'waste' parts of butchered animals in it.

I could never bring myself to eat head cheese because I know what goes into it.

by Pierre D June 17, 2006