cancer hooker

One who sells their body to make-a-wish to help kids with cancer get laid before the die

“Where do you work now?”
“I’m helping the kids! I’m a cancer hooker!”

by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021

Cancer

When u have an expensive haircut.

Bill: what’s the most expensive haircut?

Brayden: chemotherapy

Bill: gotcha cancer

by Marinas balls June 27, 2021

Cancer

Joe if ur name is Joe and ur bald u have cancer.

Joe u have cancer now time to be curb stomped

by Marinas balls June 27, 2021

cadence

cadence is a sad girl who just needs love. shes been hurt too many times by people shes loved. all she seeks in life is to find someone that can love as intensely as her. she is the most amazing person to have in your life. she will always be there for you and even if you mess up and leave. she’ll always let you come back to her. she always forgives even when she shouldn’t . she lets people in her life that end up hurting her. she is beyond beautiful but doesn’t relize it. she is smart she is kind and has a nasty attitude she loves people with all her heart and ends up getting let down. when she loves someone weather it’s romantic or a friendship she means it and she would do close to anything for that person. she is so easy to talk to when you are going through something. she doesn’t judge you for what you have done in the past. she focuses on the future. even though cadence is deeply hurt inside she is the best friend you could ever ask for. i don't know what i would do if she wasn't in my life.

person1-“Bro you need a cadence in your life”
person2-“Cool im on it!!”

by urmomslovehandles July 5, 2021

cancerous bread

The stupidest type of bread

Person 1: bro that bird looks pretty dumb
Person 2: *retard laughing*
Person 1: compared to that bird, your a piece of Cancerous Bread

by deensterbro July 7, 2021

Cancer

1. An extremely serious disease caused by an uncontrolled growth of cells somewhere in the body. Depending on where it is and how early it's discovered, it can either be easily removed or almost instantly fatal.
2. A zodiac sign.

3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.

1. My oldest died from cancer at the age of twelve. I'll do everything I can to make sure none of my other kids get it.

2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH

3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021

Cancer

Chadwick Boseman's best friend

Yo, did you hear Chadwick Boseman died cause' of cancer?

by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021