Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.

As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

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robo boyfriend

A simp who lives to serve his hoe, fulfills her every want and whim, does everything perfectly, is immune to typical boyfriend error.

Will enthusiastically bend over the bed and take the peg to please his woman without her even asking.

Ethan is not a robo boyfriend and that’s why his girlfriend hates him

by Ana1999 June 14, 2024

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Boyfriend

A boy who is willing to piss in your mouth

Friend 1: I have a boyfriend

Friend 2: Oh nice! We all love piss in our mouth

by equaticx January 19, 2021

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tonights boyfriend

When a woman makes and/or teases a emotional relationship with a man to improve a hookup

"Girl you seem really into that one" " no he's just tonights boyfriend"

by Meganxoxo January 6, 2024

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Boyfriend

A wast of your time they will play you and they are stupid pieces of shit

Him:wanna be my girlfriend

Her:no you discussing peace of trash
Him:your right I would be a bad boyfriend

by 3526252626@urmom.com December 10, 2019

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National Boyfriend Day

August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.

“What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?

“Whatever the fuck he wanted”!

National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him

by dfkdfghusf August 5, 2021

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