Gandalfs beard

When a gentleman ejaculates on a females throat. no higher then her jawline tho. cause the effect of a long stringy white beard.

you can call me bilbo cause i gave that fuckin ho gandalfs beard last night.

by JamersAllenJones September 23, 2009

Gingery beard

Eats, sleeps, and watches t.v. Likes baseball. Steals souls.

Woah, look at that gingery beard. I bet he has no soul.

by baby eater45567 December 11, 2010

totes beards

Men looking adorable with beards.

Ryan Gosling is totes beards.

by Some Random Person 9760 January 4, 2014

yogurt beard

when your girlfriend or female partner gets nutted in by another man, moments prior to you going down on her, and the cum leaks out onto your chin, resembling yogurt on your face.

"bro i hooked up with Dave's girlfriend at that party last night, dont tell him.. he must have gone down on her after that, because when they came back he had a huge yogurt beard!"

by 10-A-G July 23, 2014

Dingleberry Beard

When you go down on your partner, and after exploring their nether regents, you resurface and have remnants of their caverns in your beard.

After going down on my woman, I came back up with dingleberry beard!

by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016

Weirdo Beardo

A very peculiar person of the bad variety who doesn't even have facial hair

That guy is an absolute weirdo beardo what a freak

by Loztivo January 10, 2020

drippy vag beard

(n) - when the inside of a vagina is pulled to the outside, and the pubic hair still covers them.

John: That girl I hooked up with last night was disgusting.
Greg: bluewaffle status?
John: No, more like drippy vag beard.
Greg: You lucked out then.

by awsnapcrackleandpop May 4, 2011