Jelly-Beaning

The act of inserting several bags of jelly beans into your sexual partners rectum then having them squeeze them out into your mouth and consuming said jelly beans

Guy 1: Dude, I was jelly-beaning my girl last night

Guy 2: That's gross dude why would you do that you cretin?

by The jelly-beaner May 7, 2021

bean dip

The most repulsive food in the universe which induces strong feelings of self-contempt.

A support community can be found on LiveJournal.com at "beandipsupport."

Bean dip, the most hideous sort of dip in the universe, is a culinary calamity, and I pity all who enjoy it.

by Lucretia Baine October 6, 2005

lima bean

a person or thing that lies so much, that you can't tell when they're telling the truth anymore. if someone or something is a lima bean, they don't wear pants for every time they do, the pants catch fire due to all the lies.

Geez, Michelle was telling me a story last night & you could tell it was al bullshit.. she's such a lima bean!

by hullaballoo(: January 16, 2011

Green Bean

An environmetally friendly person of hispanic decent.

Hey, look at that Green Bean recycling all those cans! He sure must care about the environment!

by Jeeepers August 9, 2010

cool beans

awesome, neat, okay, all right, far out, groovy, etc.
(i think i heard this before, but no one else i know remembers it. i don't think i made it up, but i'll gladly take credit. it can get annoying if overused i realize - which i have a tendancy to do...)

person 1: i'm going to the game this saturday.
person 2: cool beans.
person 3: i scored tickets to the ___________ show for half price.
person 1: Cool Beans!

by Susan Ryan October 23, 2007

bean head

One who consumes vast amounts of exstacy aka "beans."

Dude, that kid is a major bean head. He's spun.

by Axelroth June 26, 2005

Bean Dip

The protestant act of baptism, but given to any person of hispanic origin

Did you go watch Humberto's BEAN DIP at Calvary Temple today?

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010