mac blast

A drink containing a mixture of all the carbonated beverages in your house and a packet of Mac & Cheese powder.

Nick was feeling frisky so he downed three MAC blasts then proceeded to vomit uncontrollably.

by TheScottsdaleHawk August 9, 2016

Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.

I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not

by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022

ghetto blasted

Ghetto blasted (verb) is when an individual becomes intoxicated in a fashion that's popular in "the ghetto".

John and George were getting ghetto blasted on forties last night.

by panda_mandax13 January 18, 2014

Baja Blast

1. Coming to you soon.

“If you meet Mountain Dew, you will find your pathway to cancer”.

“Sugar is in CO^3 Sinners, Like The Baja Blast, Love it”.

by -i s ii[]{!}// May 9, 2021

History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.

How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

Blast From the Nast

Reminiscing on the early works of world renowned political cartoon artist Thomas Nast.

Person 1: Remember when Thomas Nast depicted Boss Tweed and the Tammany Tiger."
Person 2: "Yeah, that's a Blast From the Nast."

by dickey6969 June 15, 2017

Baja Blast Day

Baja Blast Day is located on the 6th of May, where everybody pays tribute to the great beverage.

I'm gonna cum to Baja Blast trap feet armpit sweaty vore hentai on Baja Blast Day.

by Asher The Fat May 6, 2020