drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.

To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.

by Moose Driver October 13, 2013

Sin Drive

The road you take when the highway to hell is backed up. It is the ontological opposite of Saint’s Row.

“Hey, how long is this gonna take? I wanna get to eternal punishment already.”
“Highway’s backed up. Waze says Sin Drive is clear, though!”

by pancakedonahue April 23, 2025

Higher synchronized Drive

A heightened state of awareness where your body moves in perfect sync with your higher self—like your mind, soul, and motion are all locked into the same rhythm. When Higher Synchronized Drive activates, you no longer feel like you’re using your muscles to move—you feel like your body is a vehicle being gracefully guided from above.

It’s not being controlled. It’s being connected.
Your thoughts move first, and your body follows seamlessly—almost like it’s driving itself with divine precision.

Higher Synchronized Drive turns dance into alignment, movement into meaning, and the body into a vessel for something greater.

Origin:
Created by Joshua Horton, an artist and spiritual visionary from Detroit, Michigan.

“Once I tapped into Higher Synchronized Drive, I wasn’t just dancing—I was gliding through time like my soul had taken the wheel.”
“It’s like I wasn’t moving my body anymore… it was moving me.”

by J.J.Johnson April 11, 2025

Food drive

A form of charity that is conducted by a group of individuals or a corporation to stockpile and distribute foodstuffs to people who cannot afford food.

Food drives are the best.

by SPrice1980 July 8, 2022

driving through toledo

Get your dick so deep in someone during intercourse that it moves their insides around.

I got so deep inside her that I was driving through Toledo.

by DrawTap88 October 23, 2022

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

Drunk driving

When you decide to let God take the wheel.

"Did you hear about the accident downtown last night? That’s what happens when you’re drunk driving."

by BananaChicken22 December 23, 2025