Window Licker

Another way to call some one a complete retard.

Jake: man Ashley is being so stupid today.
Stuart: yeah I know she's a window licker

by Shoe2000 May 10, 2018

Window Cracker

Someone who regularly cracks their bedroom window to let fresh air in.

“Yea Regan is a window cracker now, she has been opening her bedroom window to let air in”

by Cheil Windowcracker February 4, 2023

window theory

Leaving your window open while gossiping is a seriously bad idea.

Girl #1: Omg, Katie Smith is such a slut...
Girl #2: Yeahh, did you hear about her and Brian?

Katie: I CAN HEAR YOU HOES FROM DOWN HERE!

Girl #1: Omfg we're screwed.
Girl #2: Damnit I forgot about the window theory.

by neverthelessgirl July 9, 2011

Windows 98

a code used primarily during long road trips to signal the other occupants of a vehicle to lower the windows because you have farted or are about to fart.

passenger 1: "windows 98"
all passengers roll down windows.
10~20 seconds pass.
all passengers roll up windows.
the trip continues peacefully because passenger 1 was courteous and did not make everyone else smell his, or her, shit.

by festizio March 13, 2015

Lip Window

When you can see someone’s gum smackers through their water bottle

Omg dude I can totally see that guys lips through his water bottle. Thanks for the Lip Window that nobody asked for my dude.

“Lip Window”

-Lono April 29th, 2021

by Fett 44 April 29, 2021

Fall out of a window

A euphemism used in Russia, to describe a political assassination. This is because political assassinations, usually carried out by the Federal Security Service (FSB), are often carried out by defenestration.

My friend has been very vocal about his opposition to Putin and his rule over Russia.

Your friend should be careful, or he might fall out of a window soon

by Calvin Trollage August 19, 2023

windows 11

The trashiest operating system to ever exist. its main reason im seriously considering learning linux when windows 10 drops support. the newest unimprovement is the removal of the swirl your cursor makes when it thinks. windows 11 was micrococks idea that nobody asked for. privacy? whats privacy? lets ask ARTIFICIAL FUCKING INTELLIGENCE!!!!! microcock has really done it this time. WINDOWS 10 WAS JUST FINE WE ALL LOVED IT NOBODY LIKES OR WANTS WINDOWS 11. LIKE HOW ABOUT WE FUCKING SUCK YOUR TINY LIL CHODE WHILE WHERE AT IT MICROCOCK!!!!! but you forgot people can just download grc incontrol ;) oh and also they screwed over minecraft like tiktok did to our generations minds :)

man i sure do hate windows 11, its somehow worse than apple as a whole and linux as a command

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025