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Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....
by Mattman40 January 9, 2012
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Russian Magic Trick

The sexual act of a woman pouring vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it out while getting the man drunk in the process.
I can't believe Kevin made out with her right after she gave him a Russian Magic Trick!
by FindMakarov69 November 15, 2011
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Russian Meatloaf Surprise

The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.
Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
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fidelity russian roulette

When you raw dog a married bitch and let her possibility of getting pregnant determine the fate of her marriage
Jimmy fucked Johnny’s wife with no condom, johnny’s wife got knocked up, Because she lost the game of fidelity Russian roulette. Now Johnny’s wife is jimmy’s pregnant girlfriend
by Rolllinstone July 2, 2018
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russian bow-tie

A russian bow-tie is when a man has his testicles cut off and shoved down his throat before death. one on each side of the adam's apple resembles the look of a bow-tie Usually, a sign they are a snitch (доносчик), disrespected someone in the group, or to send a message.
Gopnik gangster 1: You should have seen it! I had to run in 5 meters in the snow to catch this guy. Used a splitting ax to take off his testicles for the trouble it brought me. lol

Gopnik gangster 2: Is Boris talking about that story again? He tells everyone that one "Russian bow-tie" story

Gopnik gangster 3: He just got to the part about the splitting ax
by woochef September 14, 2020
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The Russian candy apple

The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.
by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017
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Russian Pork Chop

Two men and a large woman on her period have a gangbang. When the woman is giving him the succ

she bites his cock off and squirts her period blood on it, while forcing the other man to eat it while she gives him head.
Dude, I got a great Russian Pork chop yesterday!
by Btrain8585 March 21, 2017
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