when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....
by Mattman40 January 9, 2012
Get the Russian Lap Dance mug.The sexual act of a woman pouring vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it out while getting the man drunk in the process.
by FindMakarov69 November 15, 2011
Get the Russian Magic Trick mug.The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.
Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
Get the Russian Meatloaf Surprise mug.When you raw dog a married bitch and let her possibility of getting pregnant determine the fate of her marriage
Jimmy fucked Johnny’s wife with no condom, johnny’s wife got knocked up, Because she lost the game of fidelity Russian roulette. Now Johnny’s wife is jimmy’s pregnant girlfriend
by Rolllinstone July 2, 2018
Get the fidelity russian roulette mug.A russian bow-tie is when a man has his testicles cut off and shoved down his throat before death. one on each side of the adam's apple resembles the look of a bow-tie Usually, a sign they are a snitch (доносчик), disrespected someone in the group, or to send a message.
Gopnik gangster 1: You should have seen it! I had to run in 5 meters in the snow to catch this guy. Used a splitting ax to take off his testicles for the trouble it brought me. lol
Gopnik gangster 2: Is Boris talking about that story again? He tells everyone that one "Russian bow-tie" story
Gopnik gangster 3: He just got to the part about the splitting ax
Gopnik gangster 2: Is Boris talking about that story again? He tells everyone that one "Russian bow-tie" story
Gopnik gangster 3: He just got to the part about the splitting ax
by woochef September 14, 2020
Get the russian bow-tie mug.The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017
Get the The Russian candy apple mug.Two men and a large woman on her period have a gangbang. When the woman is giving him the succ
she bites his cock off and squirts her period blood on it, while forcing the other man to eat it while she gives him head.
she bites his cock off and squirts her period blood on it, while forcing the other man to eat it while she gives him head.
by Btrain8585 March 21, 2017
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