National Thot Day

National Thot Day is celebrated every October 19th to commend and celebrate all the trash ass thots that walk amoung us.

Guy 1: Hey are you celebrating National Thot Day?
Guy 2: Ye lol I just drop kicked this Thot on my way to work
Guy 1: That’s actually epic

by BitchesBLurkin October 9, 2018

National homophobic day

The 17th of june (National homophobic day), is when all of the anti lgbtq+ community unite to protest against pride month, scream homophobic slurs, and just generally be homophobic.

Nidhish: Hey guys its the 17th of june.
William: Cool, thats National homophobic day right?
Nidhish: yeah!
Frederik: did i hear you talking about homophobic day?
William and Nidhish: Yes, wanna join?
Frederik: Of course, lets scream homophobic slurs!
All of them: FUCK THE FAGGOTS, THEY HAVE HIV AND GO TO HELL!!!

by D3l3te June 14, 2021

National Orgasm Day

Celebrated on May 9th, i hope you can come :)

Dude it’s National Orgasm Day what do you mean your girl can’t hang out??

by yeehawgorl April 30, 2019

National Hoodie Day

December 6 is National Hoodie Week
It’s the day where Men give there hoodies to girls to show there love💓 its also starting to get cold so ladies need warmth🥵

Bf: Hey babe! Here have my hoodie

Gf: omg thanks but why?
Bf: because it’s December 6
Gf: oh right! It’s National Hoodie Day

by Sierra657 December 4, 2019

National hickey day

National hickey day is on october 9th must give the hickey below the color bone. (Don’t be a pussy)

Bro Did you know it’s national hickey day? Yeah ima be with my girl later.

by angelofdark October 5, 2019

National kiss day

April 13 is where u can kiss the person you love

National kiss day

by National guy May 26, 2018

National Fingering Day

On April 17, shove your finger up bare assholes.

I will shove a finger up your ass and you can’t complain because it’s national fingering day

by anonymous.mandem April 17, 2018