wet window

Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side

I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin

by hauntedhouseofcringe May 9, 2018

Window Licker

Another way to call some one a complete retard.

Jake: man Ashley is being so stupid today.
Stuart: yeah I know she's a window licker

by Shoe2000 May 10, 2018

Windows XP

The best operating-system in the history of mankind. If you still use it today, you're cool as f**k!

Peter: Which operating-system do you use?
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!

by Big Brother is watching you! March 11, 2018

Window licker

Being a retard or "sped" in general.

Yo Joey dont be such a window licker

OR
You fucking window licker

by Window lickers 010 July 16, 2017

Window Fucking

The act of banging in front of a window with the hopes of being seen; most commonly exercised in the form of hotel sex.

She was an exhibitionist and begged him for a window fucking.

by jbrwsf June 5, 2016

Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.

Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee

by Carltuk May 19, 2016

The President's Window Challenge

A male masturbating and ejaculating out of a window, preferably a second floor window.

"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".

by Mr. President's Gay May 8, 2016