Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.

Kyle punched my nuts, but I was a dead man walking.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.

Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

WHO'S walking WHOM???

What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.

I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

Louisiana style walking

When youre walking down the street and pissing at the same time

That man is Louisiana style walking down Bourbon ST.

by Meow meow kitty meow LA February 21, 2026

Culture of Walking on Eggshells

A cultural condition where hypervigilance and self‑censorship have become the norm in public and semi‑public spaces—online and off. In this culture, people assume that any statement will be judged harshly, that context will be stripped, and that the cost of a misstep is permanent. The culture is maintained by mutual surveillance, call‑out rituals, and institutional policies that prioritize risk avoidance over free expression. It produces a chilling effect on discourse and a pervasive anxiety about speaking at all.

Example: “The university had no explicit ban on controversial speakers, but the Culture of Walking on Eggshells meant nobody dared invite anyone.”

by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026

Dead girl WALKING

Someone who has 30 hrs to live bc she will d!e in 30 hrs so she hooks up with her psychotic bf"

"IM A DEAD GIRL WALKING"

by 6DaMoosical May 6, 2025

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025