The act of looking at a red 335i and hyping up a group then not buying it. Could also add in a 5th gen Camaro SS. Window shoppers also usually consider in taking all of their downpayment and flex it on their instagram story but cant pay their bets on top of that
by n54 drew May 20, 2022

1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware
2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.
3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.
4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.
5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)
6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.
7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth
8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.
3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.
4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.
5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)
6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.
7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth
8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."
2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."
3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."
2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."
3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
by this websites devs suck ass September 27, 2024

When you go on a shopping website and add a bunch of items to your shopping cart but don't buy anything.
*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.
by Fattem January 18, 2023

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.
"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"
"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"
"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"
by Geradinkus May 15, 2017

by Moyth Domo January 2, 2023

A swastika, often in a schoolbook, that has been turned into a "window"shape to avoid getting into trouble.
by Gruffcube March 26, 2025

A condom used for protection during sex. Related to the definition of window shopping, a slang phrase for having sex.
I heard you guys had sex last night... did you use a window shutter?
Yes, while we were window shopping the window shutter broke open.
Yes, while we were window shopping the window shutter broke open.
by candycakes23 April 13, 2009
