harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.
Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.
by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016
mugGet the harpoon the whalemug.

Orange Whale Owner

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."

Friend: "Cool story bro"
by ICECHART September 8, 2012
mugGet the Orange Whale Ownermug.

Homosexual Whale

An easily offended fat person who is most often gay.
Listen dude no offence but you were being such a homosexual whale back there
by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016
mugGet the Homosexual Whalemug.

whaling

To utter a prolonged, inarticulate, mournful cry, usually high-pitched or clear-sounding, as in grief or suffering. Similar to wailing but this applies to fat, ugly leftards NPCs.
The whaling of the NPCs after Trump's victory is a sign of TDS.
by Mr T squared January 26, 2020
mugGet the whalingmug.

Blue Whale

A creepy weird guy who makes innocent people do a challenge that leads them into committing suicide. Over social media. His profile looks like s creepy version of goofy.
Blue Whale is a bad challenge you should never do it.
by MooKa UwU July 20, 2020
mugGet the Blue Whalemug.

(GD) Whale Icon

A Geometry Dash player who uses the 225 User Coin Icon. True Whale Icon players are at least somewhat active in Daily Chat, a community chatroom in the comment section of every Daily Level.
Guess what happened in Daily Chat today: everyone became a (GD) Whale Icon and chanted ancient prophecies while we sacrificed the weakest member!”
“...o - kayyy?”
by BeanheadGD June 2, 2021
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Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.
I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.
by SearchFHG October 25, 2018
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