to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.
by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."
Friend: "Cool story bro"
Friend: "Cool story bro"
by ICECHART September 8, 2012

by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016

To utter a prolonged, inarticulate, mournful cry, usually high-pitched or clear-sounding, as in grief or suffering. Similar to wailing but this applies to fat, ugly leftards NPCs.
by Mr T squared January 26, 2020

A creepy weird guy who makes innocent people do a challenge that leads them into committing suicide. Over social media. His profile looks like s creepy version of goofy.
by MooKa UwU July 20, 2020

A Geometry Dash player who uses the 225 User Coin Icon. True Whale Icon players are at least somewhat active in Daily Chat, a community chatroom in the comment section of every Daily Level.
“Guess what happened in Daily Chat today: everyone became a (GD) Whale Icon and chanted ancient prophecies while we sacrificed the weakest member!”
“...o - kayyy?”
“...o - kayyy?”
by BeanheadGD June 2, 2021

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.
I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.
I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.
by SearchFHG October 25, 2018
