Titty Whiff

This action is performed with a female partner in which the breast of the female are slapped with such force that the smell of the breast travels for a distance.

Robert titty whiffed Coleen as Joey walked into the room, it smelled of steamed broccoli.

by Nipple Knockers June 29, 2016

tittie checkin

The act of eyeing or oogling another man or woman's breasts.

Hey Kirsten, what'chu doin tittie checkin that bitch?

by Flacid Retinol February 26, 2008

Tittie Hangover

When you are unexpectedly flashed an amazing pair of titties so early in the day that by the end of the night you're stuck longing for more and they're nowhere to be found.

11:00pm: "Dude I wish those girls hadn't flashed us at 4:00 cause I'm having the worst tittie hangover of my life."

by Peggy Peg and Robbo June 7, 2011

cow titty

a cow titty is universally called "the udder"

The farmer loved touching the cow titty, for it was the only titty he could get

by Dicklicker3001 April 9, 2017

torpedo titties

boobs that are extremely small and have no roundness, they just point out like little triangles.

her boobs are so small she's not even wearing a bra, but maybe she should because now everyone knows she has torpedo titties.

by lollipop13 August 5, 2008

titty slap

when a bitch requires a slap but you don't want to decrease her dollar value by leaving a mark on her face so you slap her tittys

Kelly: i just got fuckin titty slapped by a monkey.
kayla: dammit it was a titty slap? so your still worth more then my whore ass.

by crazy insane monkey June 15, 2011

shitty titty

When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.

After I met dave at the local pub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.

by shwillybilly January 3, 2008