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Whale Sprite

A short thin woman with an extroverted expressive personality is attracted to tall fat/large men with reserved introverted personalities
Mya is such a knockout, why would she go for that guy?

Because Mya is a Whale Sprite
by False_Hydra September 12, 2023
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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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White Whale

When a Field Goal or Extra Point is blocked in football. It is called white whaling because the blocking a field goal is just as hard as finding a white whale
Oh shit, Jamie Collins just White Whaled the extra point.
by LedgendaryMens September 11, 2016
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whale warrior

"Do you see that person? There a whale warrior!"
by ......H...... May 27, 2024
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Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 23, 2011
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Humpback whaling

When you have sex after your water is broken
We were admitted to the hospital, but all she wanted to do was humpback whaling
by cytobomb November 4, 2022
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Whale Wings

The saggy fat that hangs from the upper arm region. Typically found on older women that substitute teach or work in library's.
Damn bro, check out the whale wings on the librarian! She bout to fly over to McDonalds with them how's.
by NotTheGuyThatToldYouThisTerm February 21, 2022
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