Hood boner

When the hood of your sweatshirt is inside out and looks like an erect penis in underwear.

Ew! Get rid of that hood boner! You're in public!

by GettinDickered March 15, 2019

hood point

Like a good point, but one that reflects a manner of thinking consistent with life in the hood.

Bob: It's hot af outside.
John: Bro just put some ice in the fan!

Bob: Hood point!

by rosefly June 11, 2019

Open Hood

A car “signal” to others with the same type of mental syndrome.

Human: We should help that person, the car has an open hood.
Alien: Idiot, you don’t have green blood.

(Noise like communicating via energetic powers).
Human: What the hell?
Alien: (looking furious at human because human is asking ?)
Human: 😶

by MariaGuadalupe August 7, 2019

Hood

yessir

That’s hood shit.

by Micheal R September 3, 2019

Eastern robin hood

A guy/girl that will take anything you got for them until they are a rich guy/girl.

Don't underestimate him/her, since he/she is an Eastern robin hood, don't think that he/she is not.

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019

Hood Hunnie

Unlike an ABG, a Hood Hunnie has the following characteristics:
1. Likes guys with a doo-rag and street cred.
2. are into hardcore rap music a lot more than EDM.
3. Usually from a lower-class family or at least pretend to be.
4. REAL as it gets, tell it to you straight every day of the week (for reference listen to "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo).
5. Can get down with you, left, right upside down, inside out, whatever you need Mr. Hood.
6. A Real Friend- someone you want to keep around, unlike them Fake Friends (Reference- "Fake Friends" by Joel Adams)
7. Drinks Boba without the Balls.
8. "A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me"

Oh shoot ,you met that Hood Hunnie last night? Don't tell your ABG girl she might just jelly and not take you to Coachella next year...

by Breal345 September 13, 2019

dick in hood

condom for gay people

damn that boy got his dick in hood

by hilh987ujkn January 3, 2018