Watermelon sugar

Aggressivre genital fungus, spreads like fire and causes massive burning sensation and mushroom like warts to spread over your whole penis. Mushrooms are able to be eaten and taste like chocolate.

Man 1: I had sex with woman
Man 2: oh no look, you have watermelon sugar
Man 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK MY NUTS BURN
Man 2: Can I pick the mushrooms?
Man 1: sure
Man1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK MY LIFE, FUCKING SUSAN

by Joe'sToes96 December 4, 2020

Watermelon Sugar

Something that I'd like to try, it sounds like a watermelon dunked in sugar.. or sugar flavored like watermelon. Both sound extremely delicious but also extremely dangerous for my health.

Person one: Could you pick me up some watermelon sugar?
Person two: The song?
Person one: No!
Person two: The top trending word in urban dictionary?
Person one: No!
Person two: The weird mushroom?
Person one: No! The sugar that they sell at the supermarket, the one that tastes like watermelon.
Person two: Huh?-

by angrythatthenamesiwantaretaken April 25, 2021

watermelon sugar

worst harry styles song

what's harrys worst song do you think?

me: watermelon sugar

by stan one direction or die April 18, 2021

watermelon sugar

A post-apocalyptic book by Richard Brautigan where everything is made of the sugar of watermelons.

Todd: "Ay Francis you ever read Watermelon Sugar?"
Francis: "Ya that books fire"

by tangog32 December 6, 2020

Sugar Turf

A Man's sugar turf is 'his' girls if you know what I mean.

A pimps hoes.

'Guys don't be winking at chicks on MY sugar turf, or I give them a midnight chinwack

by F!Fi September 1, 2005

Watermelon Sugar

A song Harry Styles wrote and it's certainly nothing to do with 😸 it's more of a 🍆 song.

Omg watermelon sugar is about 🍆
So true bestie

by niallhoranslovemachine April 22, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

When you commit multiple war crimes in the district of Venezuela

watermelon sugar? more like h

by GregGregGregGreg December 1, 2020