Joe'sToes96's definitions

Watermelon sugar

Aggressivre genital fungus, spreads like fire and causes massive burning sensation and mushroom like warts to spread over your whole penis. Mushrooms are able to be eaten and taste like chocolate.

Man 1: I had sex with woman
Man 2: oh no look, you have watermelon sugar
Man 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK MY NUTS BURN
Man 2: Can I pick the mushrooms?
Man 1: sure
Man1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK MY LIFE, FUCKING SUSAN

by Joe'sToes96 December 4, 2020