Post-Second-Date Phenomenon

The phenomenon of feeling hatred and disgust following a second date with someone. Typically, the first date goes really well: you feel excited at the potential of this suitor. However, when the second date comes along, you encounter an intrusive mental blockage that prohibits you from enjoying this experience any longer. Externally, there is no issue: the date is perfect on paper. However, when reflecting on the experience, you feel a retrospective sense of repulsion that can’t be attributed to any instance. Your internal sabotage taints the image of your date, halting any prospective relationship.

“I was really excited to go on a second date with this guy because the first date went so well, but it just ended and I feel so awful and gross! It was a totally normal time: what is wrong with me? What do you think happened?” “Girl, that’s the post-second-date phenomenon!”

by Coffee Micro November 3, 2025

second hand smoke

when someone is smoking/vaping and they blow it into your mouth
usually something you ask for

‘is that mango ice? can you second hand smoke me?’
‘sure man’
*blows smoke into mouth*

by lalalalallalalalakal December 2, 2023

second-cousin-once-removed

1- Great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Parent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild / Second-cousin's child.

My second-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

Second Screen Syndrome

When you forget to bypass commercials on your Tivo because your on your second device

Doh! I missed bypassing the commercial. Must be suffering from second screen syndrome.

by AnnoyedGymUser July 19, 2014

sesqui-second cousin

Child of their parent's sesqui-first cousins or are the child of their parent’s half-first cousin with their other parent’s first cousin.

My sesqui-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Slothy Seconds

When you think you’re a star... but you’re just a star fish.

When she thinks her pussy is sold, but expects us to mine it like it’s gold.

Lies there like I’m folding clothes, that’s just way too bold.

Even though she beacons,

we know she’s Slothy Seconds

by Dr. Scotchair September 8, 2020

Second hand cringe

When someone did something so cringe that you start cringing with or for them (depending on the person).

“Robert gave me second hand cringe”
“What he do”
“He was watching peppa pig in high school”
“Ew now I’m cringing”

by kid dying in a mini van April 19, 2022