The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.
by FlangeManger October 30, 2020
Get the The Johnson Effectmug. One of the healing item in famous game series "yakuza" is pronounced as "隨身強身飲料(swei shen chyang sheny in lyau) “ in Chinese.
It means: convenient drinks that can strengthen your body.
It means: convenient drinks that can strengthen your body.
by Tell Me That is Human Nature February 24, 2022
Get the SuiSon Johnsonmug. by Gsibeue shnsvsusbeb November 10, 2019
Get the Johnsonmug. Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!
Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!
by courtofowls August 23, 2023
Get the Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnsonmug. A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.
Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
by B. Johnson August 28, 2019
Get the Bobby Johnsonmug. 
Johnson means a person who is kind smart can be dumb and who sucks at everything but in reality he/she is a good person with the bet personality
by Johnson Co November 25, 2021
Get the Johnsonmug.