Tree trunk legs

A female who on first glance doesn't look overweight but has some fatty legs.

Damn, look at that bitch over there, she has a pair of tree trunk legs.

by Jim December 12, 2004

Go Suck a Tree

A phrase you use when you are mad at somebody or just to use for the fun of it. Basically the same meaning as go suck a dick, penis or some kind of genital name.

" You're a bitch!"

"Oh yeah? Well, go suck a tree cock muncher!"

by TheR3B3L June 21, 2009

shade tree niggas

A term used in the African American community to describe bootleg workers or people who are underhanded and make/do shady deals under the table. This term could also refer to lazy bootleg workers.

These mechanics are not about the right...they are a bunch of shade tree niggas.

by Senica Harris August 8, 2006

happy tree friends

a kickass site involving cute forest animals getting killed in violent bloody accidents (cartoon)

Hey did you see that new Happy Tree Friends episode where the skunk's head gets smashed into a grill and explodes?

by Staycie June 7, 2003

Tree Trunk Pussy

A woman who has a callous brown ring around her vagina

from over use as a result of being a whore for many years

i cant believe that bryce braves that tree trunk pussy named chelsee night after night.
NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by wangernozzle February 12, 2010

happy tree friends

The happy show about brutally murdered animals. This is most definitely kid friendly.

Hey look, it's that show, Happy Tree Friends.

Lets watch it!

by Crimson357 October 17, 2016

mcds joshua tree

mcds Joshua Tree trip: what the teachers don't tell you: you can totally bring a hairbrush or deodorant or face wipes. shorts and zip off pants are useful. pack a backpack with a lunch and things that you want after the trip, like pajamas. you can bring your phone, but keep it secret. the backpacks are kept in big bins which people who run the program pick up- everything will be safe. the road trip is 10 hours. there's one lunch stop and a few bathroom stops. here's how the groups are based: good teacher=bad people in group, and good people in group=bad teacher. the teacher will call out their group and they will get off the bus. the bus moves to a different location about 20 mins away and does the same. your group gets two guides who are quirky nature people, and stay with you on the trip. jt is full of cooking, peeing next to bushes, and A LOT OF CACTUSES. you can bury toilet paper, but don't tell the guides. solo time- some like it, some don't but its fine in general. you also have to keep a journal with you and write about your day. food- its not bad. a lot of sandwiches and snacks. some groups do a lot more hiking than others. make sure your sleeping bag is warm. on the last day, you wake up and hike or drive to the meeting place where all your friends are. now this part is actually fun because you get to share stories and hear stories from the trip. next thing you know- your heading home! have funnnnnn;)

"wow man, mcds Joshua Tree was really bad."
"really man? I liked it"

by Tim_is_jesus August 28, 2019