wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.

My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"

by Not Martian May 9, 2025

Template Tactician

Someone who manipulates assignment templates to look like original work, but never actually engages with the content. This person rearranges example sentences, swaps synonyms, and adds filler to meet word count without adding substance.

The assignment asked for original analysis, but the submission was just a synonym-swapped version of the template. That’s textbook Template Tactician behavior—surface edits, zero depth.

by Briton Phillip September 14, 2025

Israel tactic

A underhanded provocation tactic.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.

Cleetus: Throws rocks at protected animal
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!

by Evi1M4chine September 21, 2025

Hypo-testickler

A person who is lacking testicles and thus cannot tickle with them.

"Yo home dog, get back on me and tickle me, you non-hypo-testickler"

by vaping cat November 15, 2025

Trans-testicle

A word used by southern men in dean withers live stream; means a trans man

Southern man: “hey that dude was definitely a trans-testicle”
Person 2: “nah he looked to masculine to be one”

by ￶ December 9, 2025

Shonky Gift Tactician

Yeay! 'Tis a fellow that impart nowt but the most worthless gifts upon another, whilst sporting a sincere smile of benevolence.

That Fuckwit is a Shonky Gift Tactician, he sucks balls.

by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

pop a testical

vrb: to cum so hard your balls explode or that you get so pissed you hear a popping in your testicals.

dude 1" Did you see paris hilton at the mall."
dude2"yeah i is she is so hot i pop a testical "

by acneonmyballs1232 November 4, 2011