Tree trunk legs

A female who on first glance doesn't look overweight but has some fatty legs.

Damn, look at that bitch over there, she has a pair of tree trunk legs.

by Jim December 12, 2004

Go Suck a Tree

A phrase you use when you are mad at somebody or just to use for the fun of it. Basically the same meaning as go suck a dick, penis or some kind of genital name.

" You're a bitch!"

"Oh yeah? Well, go suck a tree cock muncher!"

by TheR3B3L June 21, 2009

shade tree niggas

A term used in the African American community to describe bootleg workers or people who are underhanded and make/do shady deals under the table. This term could also refer to lazy bootleg workers.

These mechanics are not about the right...they are a bunch of shade tree niggas.

by Senica Harris August 8, 2006

happy tree friends

a kickass site involving cute forest animals getting killed in violent bloody accidents (cartoon)

Hey did you see that new Happy Tree Friends episode where the skunk's head gets smashed into a grill and explodes?

by Staycie June 7, 2003

Tree Trunk Pussy

A woman who has a callous brown ring around her vagina

from over use as a result of being a whore for many years

i cant believe that bryce braves that tree trunk pussy named chelsee night after night.
NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by wangernozzle February 12, 2010

happy tree friends

The happy show about brutally murdered animals. This is most definitely kid friendly.

Hey look, it's that show, Happy Tree Friends.

Lets watch it!

by Crimson357 October 17, 2016

Elven Tree Branch

1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.

2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.

1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.

2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?

by Elvenelder October 22, 2010