The last thing she heard before she went on stage at the comedy show was her producer saying "you got this, tits up!"
by Carly2525252525 December 10, 2020
1) a person who performs sex by placing ones penis
between the female breasts in an effort
to be manually climaxxed by friction.
2) absofuckinglutely pointless and very non-sexy
3) a fucking moron
between the female breasts in an effort
to be manually climaxxed by friction.
2) absofuckinglutely pointless and very non-sexy
3) a fucking moron
1) bill likes to fuck pams tits.
2) she asked me if i wanted to tit fuck her, so i said no, i wanna stuff it up your ass.
3) Dan is a tit fucker
2) she asked me if i wanted to tit fuck her, so i said no, i wanna stuff it up your ass.
3) Dan is a tit fucker
by Raistlin_ January 02, 2007
a phrase to call ones self or ones girlfriends/friends after the girl in question has been out sloppily drinking whiskey and sloshing it down her chin (where it drips into the bra) or directly into the cleavage.
unisex: can also mean when one is hammered from whiskey.
unisex: can also mean when one is hammered from whiskey.
by xtle August 26, 2009
When someone's nipples become hard and pointy either because they are cold or because, in a girl, they are aroused.
by Jaymz T June 13, 2007
My boyfriend wanted some tit juice so I pulled out my breast and I pulled out his dick started sucking on my boobs 6 hours later he's still drinking my breast milk he wanted milk at school so I pulled out my boobs in the middle of class and the teacher that has a crush on me came up and drink my milk to one day I was on the announcement and I pulled out my boobs and said if I get to suck on your dicks you get boob for lunch I was in the middle class the boy behind me decided to take off my bra and suck on my boobs for the rest of class teacher wanted me to stay after class to breastfeed him I'm the most popular girl at school because my breastmilk one day I was babysitting and the father come home early so I gave him my breast milk my boyfriend loves my breast milk and then me and my boyfriend decided to fuck so I could share my breast milk with the nurse the girl behind me started making out with me and breastfeeding me so I gave her my milk the boys in the cafeteria pays me for my breast milk
by Milkygirl January 24, 2020
When someone is jacked to the tits, they are typically batshit crazy on whatever assets or positions they have. Or, they have an incomprehensible amount of somthing that shouldent be possible.
by BounceBirage March 03, 2022
A girl who bangs so many guys, so fast, that it appears that the little slut is teleporting from bed to bed (or any other place to have sex in)
Guy 1- Hey! last night I got some from Angela at the party!
Guy 2- Hey, last night so did I, and so did I almost every other guy there. She must have Teleporting Tits.
Guy 1-...
Guy 2- Hey, last night so did I, and so did I almost every other guy there. She must have Teleporting Tits.
Guy 1-...
by Dumbalumbagin November 06, 2011