Hori Punga Person

A very feral and hori New Zealander that spends spare time lurking around in the bush not really achieving much.

Child: what’s that man doing in the bush Dad?

Farther: don’t look son, ignore him....It’s a Hori Punga Person

by Hori Punga Person August 31, 2018

Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.

Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis

by joeytheleo July 29, 2014

small person syndrome

When a short person tries to over compensate for their size by being an arsehole. It is sometimes shortened to SPS when used descretely among people who are not very tall.

"That guy is such a dick; he must have a severe case of small person syndrome."

by Lord Tachanka November 23, 2017

Golden Retriever person

A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.

Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.

Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy

“What does a golden retriever person look like?”

“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”

by Ophen October 14, 2023

hot girl personality

Women who do not interact authentically in conversation based how attractive they think they are in relation to the person they are conversing with. They rely on generic platitudes as a means of minimal effort and offer no real substance.

Joe: Josh did you talk to Vanessa
Josh: I talked to Vanessa but it wasn't worth it because she has hot girl personality.

by YeetingYetimaster October 25, 2022

Person that i love

A girl who i refer to as dusty bun, swiper, an person that i love

Person: Why do you call her “person that i love
Me: its an inside joke

by justM0nica August 12, 2019

Coolest person alive

A person named Leah Michelle Obama but like she’s not the president and should be also Iliana you should be reading this and understanding how lucky you are to have such a cool person like me in your life

Oh Gosh, I really wish I was Leah Michelle Obama right now. Coolest person alive

by LeahCoolwhip May 17, 2021