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hot girl personality

Women who do not interact authentically in conversation based how attractive they think they are in relation to the person they are conversing with. They rely on generic platitudes as a means of minimal effort and offer no real substance.
Joe: Josh did you talk to Vanessa
Josh: I talked to Vanessa but it wasn't worth it because she has hot girl personality.
by YeetingYetimaster October 25, 2022
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Golden Retriever person

A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.

Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.

Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy
“What does a golden retriever person look like?”

“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”
by Ophen October 14, 2023
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small person syndrome

When a short person tries to over compensate for their size by being an arsehole. It is sometimes shortened to SPS when used descretely among people who are not very tall.
"That guy is such a dick; he must have a severe case of small person syndrome."
by Lord Tachanka November 23, 2017
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don’t take it personally

a phrase to most certainly be taken personally. similar to the phrase: ‘no offense
kid: here’s my definition i worked hard on !
urban dictionary: we hate it. don’t take it personally.
by Frand April 1, 2019
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Hori Punga Person

A very feral and hori New Zealander that spends spare time lurking around in the bush not really achieving much.
Child: what’s that man doing in the bush Dad?

Farther: don’t look son, ignore him....It’s a Hori Punga Person
by Hori Punga Person August 31, 2018
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Montessori Personality Disorder

Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.

Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends

- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking

Treatment: rehab

Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”

Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”

Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
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Coolest person alive

A person named Leah Michelle Obama but like she’s not the president and should be also Iliana you should be reading this and understanding how lucky you are to have such a cool person like me in your life
Oh Gosh, I really wish I was Leah Michelle Obama right now. Coolest person alive
by LeahCoolwhip May 17, 2021
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