California Faggot

When you are in any part of California for a short period of time and you’re being an absolute faggot.
“This Cali weather is so shaka brah
“Dude you are such a California Faggot”
by anonymous August 6, 2024
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Hotel California

Once you cum in her you can’t cum out
“Yo kyle what happened to you and that slut
“I went hotel california on her and now we got six kids”
by JobieWanKenobi May 10, 2019
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Prostrate finger penetration (aka a good ole PEGGING) at Hotel California that detonates a mustard gas fart!
Dee went to check into John’s Hotel California; but when she did enter the masters chamber, she detonated the Del Taco toxic mustard gas fart!!!! Welcome to the Pegging at Hotel California!!! It’s a real SHIT HOLE!!! Wear protective gear!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer November 23, 2020
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California Waterbed

When a man causes a woman to squirt, but pinches the labia so the vaginal cavity fills up with fluid.
I went to Pelosi's nephew's waterbed store to purchase a new waterbed. Little did I know, the owner porked me on his inventory and gave me a California Waterbed.
by TyPel911 January 24, 2022
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friends from California

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023
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California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep
Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll
by ManiacMonsterMalcom July 14, 2025
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California Kitty Box

When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.
Babe we are broke let’s get some California kitty box.
by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022
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